Alex Schutman

Alex Schutman

Alex Schutman,

How have you been,

For your entire life?

Cause I don't know you from Putin.

Just playin.

But we're like blood you know?

Underneath we're black and gold.

I'm a fair weather fan, 

But you're a Hawkeye in the freezing cold. 

You have your loyalties in every sport;

When the cheers die down, 

You come in with support.

Always at the tailgates,

Dominating the bags;

If you were a little taller,

You'd be running the flags:

I - O - W - A on the field.

In a room full of badgers,

You should wear a shield.

For real.

It's your loyalty, I really respect.

I bet when the Hawks win, 

You never forget.

So since I'm so far from Kinnick this year,

Would you mind, 

Just for me,

Shouting an extra cheer?

Thanks!