Adam G Oestrich
Adam Oestreich, you're a rare breed,
You've got enough talent for 2 or 3
Men,
But I remember you from back when,
You were a funny looking runner under Mr. Penn.
Now you've got a cool job and a fiancé.
Do you listen Jay-Z and Beyonce?
Because ya'll be looking like Bonnie and Clyde,
Bout to rob a bank, sprint and hide.
I know you can run fast,
It's them long legs.
You've got giraffe in your blood.
I'd like to see you do a keg
Stand.
Your toes would touch the ceiling fan.
Did you run yourself all the way to Austin?
Now you're covering sports,
Following all the track stars.
Can you imagine,
If you had made it that far?
You're life would be exciting,
But not the same.
Count your blessings,
That you got out of the game.
Now you get to be creative,
Designing graphics and such.
Your work is dope,
I really hope it brings you much
Success.
And I must confess,
I also kinda like the way you dress.
Crisp hipster with a sense of humor,
If you have a headache,
It's probably not a tumor.
More likely, it's the weight of your beard.
But if you shave it,
You'll probably look weird.
So stick to water, sleep and exercise.
It is the most generic of advice.
Cause what advice do you really need,
When you've already found what makes you truly happy?
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